It’s too bad I didn’t find this in time for Christmas. A lot of my friends would have received it.

http://www.officialvickdogchewtoy.com/

Gotta love the disclaimer at the bottom, too:

DISCLAIMER: The Official Vick’s Dog Chew Toy™ is a fictional character. Its use is not intended to harm anyone living or dead. It is a novelty character and a pet chew toy. The Official Vick’s Dog Chew Toy™ is being used to bring awareness to animal abuse. Any similarities to The National Football League MVP and All Star Michael Vick are false.